iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

this is the best I’ve ever done my eyeliner
feeling really accomplished right now

this is the best I’ve ever done my eyeliner

feeling really accomplished right now



I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
— Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via tarntino)

(via lemondifficult)


the-goddamazon:

sugeknights:

walkerflexasranger:

90sdefect:

tropicaljustin:

taysayer:

best tweet of all time.

Lez is famous

Bruh

Son I can’t be laughing this hard while my back is still fucked up

Lmao

LOL

the-goddamazon:

sugeknights:

walkerflexasranger:

90sdefect:

tropicaljustin:

taysayer:

best tweet of all time.

Lez is famous

Bruh

Son I can’t be laughing this hard while my back is still fucked up

Lmao

LOL

(Source: cozyhighroller, via wretchedoftheearth)


(Source: harpersroy, via waldafrey)


dopemove:

Protip: They still sell crab juice by the new World Trade Center

(Source: datgmodder, via sleeptheclockaround)


itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

(via goddamnvideostoreclerkguy)


Yoink! moments from The Simpsons

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via captaincomradecool)


this is the face of a girl who just cleaned her bathroom HARD

this is the face of a girl who just cleaned her bathroom HARD


silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(via goddamnvideostoreclerkguy)


twentyonepilotz:

really sick and informational powerpoint about the front bottoms bc they’re one of my favorite bands and i get asked a lot of questions about them

(via shy-and-tired-eyed)


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